How many times have I heard, “there is wisdom in the journey”?  At least a million, but I have to ask is there really?  Have I gained insights into life…well yes.  Have I learned reading math and arithmetic…I did!  Do I know eating paste is a bad idea and never touch a hot stove…yes and yes.  Is that truly wisdom?  Where has this knowledge gotten me in my life?  Well I can hold down a job and subtract my expenses from my income so hooray I mastered the basics; but does anything I have lived and learned meet the level of wisdom?  I don’t think so, so instead of spreading the message to the masses of finding wisdom in your journey, I thought it might be nice to share a different message for the other 50% of us who never found the wisdom in the journey but instead learned to embrace the sarcasm in the message because there isn’t always wisdom in the journey and sometimes that’s funny!